Attention: Wine connoisseurs

Few months back Mr. Manoj Bhadsavle did some printing job of worth Rs 1 Lac for one of the wine manufacturers. Not surprisingly, the task was taken up in good faith and money didn’t exchange hands. As luck would have it, the manufacture had to file bankruptcy and was not in position to pay back for the service.Well no prizes for guessing, the transaction was settled for wine of equivalent amount.

Naturally, Mr Bhadsavle can’t guzzle the entire spirit and is more interested in getting his money back. Now you know the reason behind this 15% discount sale. As they say “Hurry, offer valid till stock lasts”

“So many questions, I need an answer” If this is the song being played on your Mann ka Radio, post kahtam nahin hua hai “beep” would be my response

Q: Who is Mr. Manoj Bhadsavle?
A: Sachin’s Chaddhi-buddy and next door neighbour.

Q: Who is Sachin?
A: Rao Saheb! Does that the ring the bell? Well he was the hero of coastal Konkan trip and is amongst those few mortals who prefer wine to any other liquid. Needless to say he was the first one to steal the deal. On a formal note, he is my colleague at Kotak life.

Q: How to I avail the offer?
A: Here is the step-by-step procedure

1. Select wine from the scanned menu.
2. Zero in on the type and quantity of spirit
3. Pick up the phone
4. Dial 9820239124
5. Ask for Mr. Manoj Bhadsavle
6. Provide Sachin’s reference i.e. Sachin Rao, Kotak Life Insurance Wale
7. Finalize deal
8. Fetch the grape juice, fermented of course

Q: What’s the catch?
A: Since Mr. Bhadsavle stays at Dadar, Mumbai (and has no other branches for wine distribution ), only Mumbaikars would be able to cash in on the Christmas/New-year bonanza

Q: Why am I promoting the sale?
A: I thought its good way to return back to readers for all their support, affection and more importantly for taking all the pain to read my posts